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(Hat Tips Paula!)
My lovely girlfriend sent me this joke….
A woman from New Jersey and another woman were seated side-by-side on an airplane.
The woman from New Jersey, being friendly and all, said: So, where are you from?”
The other woman said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”
The woman from New Jersey sat quietly for a moment and then replied: “So, where are you from, bitch?”